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Go, Mez!

2
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Personally, I prefer
more extreme sports.

3
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-Hello?
-Ted Tunner, please.

4
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-Who wants it?
-Gomez Addams.

5
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Ted speaking.

6
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I think I'll refuse your
offer from the Atlanta Braves.

7
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Okay, then. Well,
A hug for Jane.

8
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I will, bye.

9
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I now know why you want to sell it so much
team, this sport has no future.

10
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-Checkmate.
-Wow, it really is.

11
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Wait. Do you mind if we come back
about 19 moves?

12
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Of course I don't care.

13
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No offense, but you pass
an eternity playing chess.

14
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Another shock on the way
information, old man?

15
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This computer only
gave me problems,

16
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first a security breach
national and now this.

17
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If the federal police visit again,
I will have to move the ballot boxes.

18
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Last time I stayed for weeks
sweeping cousin Flimp.

19
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It's not that.

20
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-You know TNT chat, right?
-And who doesn't?

21
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There's this girl I exchanged with
some recipes, Yvette.

22
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Yvette? That's French.

23
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Oops, my bad.

24
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Continuing.

25
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She's coming. To visit me.

26
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-She must have impeccable good taste.
-And a terrible sense of humor.

27
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She's from Laker Girls.

28
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She must be so cute,
tidy and I...

29
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-I'm a little out of shape.
-What nonsense.

30
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-He's in great shape.
-Round.

31
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Not for long, I'll go in
on a strict diet.

32
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Starting tomorrow.

33
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-That it?
-Uncle Ripper's old magic kit.

34
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I found it in the attic.

35
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Come, I'll leave you
be my assistant.

36
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-What do I need to do?
-Just lean against the wall

37
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and put the apple on your head.

38
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Pugsley, if you want to be my assistant

39
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You will have to learn to sit still.

40
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This Loch Ness lasagna
looks delicious.

41
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Come on, kids.
Play with your food.

42
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Can anyone pass the armadillo puree?

43
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Of course, mama.

44
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Roast yak.

45
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Delight.

46
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Can anyone pass the
lizard eye?

47
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Thanks.

48
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Fester, you haven't eaten anything today.

49
00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,264
Are you sure not
Do you want something else?

50
00:04:58,307 --> 00:05:02,670
No thanks. I will stay in shape
for Yvette or die trying.

51
00:05:10,566 --> 00:05:12,787
Looks like you found one
way to do both.

52
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See, he's waking up.

53
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Where am I? Who am I?

54
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Does anyone have cookies?

55
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Great, he came to his senses!

56
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Fester, you need to eat.

57
00:05:38,178 --> 00:05:40,941
You're right. Diet is not good.

58
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I need nutrients.

59
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I think there are some around here.

60
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Jurassic cookie. My favorite.

61
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Admit it. You have no control
enough to go on a diet.

62
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I know, I'm weak.

63
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Fat and weak.

64
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I already know.

65
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-Will you bring me a chocolate drink?
-No.

66
00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:07,273
I will transform you into a perfect one
muscle machine.

67
00:06:07,298 --> 00:06:10,000
Excellent. It may be later
for dessert?

68
00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,375
I'm kinda hungry.

69
00:06:14,252 --> 00:06:17,230
There are certain concepts
scientific information about boxing.

70
00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:20,596
I'm not good at science. I failed
in biology for eating my frog.

71
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You don't need to pass
hunger, if you work out every day.

72
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I don't know...

73
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Believe me, this will make you
irresistible to women.

74
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Serious?

75
00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,704
Have you seen how Morticia looks at me?

76
00:06:43,606 --> 00:06:46,541
Always keep an eye on your opponent.

77
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Great posture, don't forget
to keep your head up.

78
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Fester, are you okay?

79
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All good.

80
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The Wandinha mountain range
cushioned the fall.

81
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Morticia, Gomez, I'm dying!

82
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-How about that?
-Excellent.

83
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You did a mile in 45 minutes.

84
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Today, we will go to 100.

85
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100?

86
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Don't worry, we'll keep an eye
so that it doesn't wear out too much.

87
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Ready? And unite... deux...

88
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Tish, that's French!

89
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,347
You know what that does to me.
Please say more.

90
00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:09,846
I think what Fester is doing is beautiful.
to impress your loved one.

91
00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,840
Ah, the dating...

92
00:08:11,956 --> 00:08:15,033
Remember when I filled
your room of thorns?

93
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Serenade with funeral chants.

94
00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,981
I presented you with
diamonds and snakes.

95
00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:24,935
And boxes with tarantulas.

96
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It was last night.

97
00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:28,930
And even.

98
00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,406
Let's relive these
magical moments.

99
00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:48,184
Maybe he needs
professional help.

100
00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:50,180
A gravedigger?

101
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A personal trainer.

102
00:09:05,064 --> 00:09:06,676
Trainer?

103
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,440
You look tough.

104
00:09:09,544 --> 00:09:13,347
But I bet you hide
a lot of fat.

105
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,953
Not bad.

106
00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,950
It's not for me.

107
00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:20,950
You must be the coach.

108
00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:24,067
You must be the customer.
You need it, huh.

109
00:09:24,086 --> 00:09:26,658
After all, that little belly
it didn't come out of nowhere.

110
00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:29,150
But I think I can help.

111
00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:31,150
I can put you on the line.

112
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But I'm not the customer.

113
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-Tish, do you think I'm fat?
-Of course.

114
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-You have the physique of a gymnast.
-I'm really fine.

115
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If it's not him, and it's not you,
So who is it?

116
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Are you my coach?

117
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,652
This will be challenging.

118
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I love challenges.

119
00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:57,673
What do we start with?
Hip hop, spinnig, cardio funk?

120
00:09:57,716 --> 00:10:01,716
In fact, I have
a slightly different idea.

121
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:07,464
Yeeeeer! Let's get started.

122
00:10:07,661 --> 00:10:09,500
I liked that mood.

123
00:10:13,052 --> 00:10:16,570
Speak again and you'll pay with push-ups.

124
00:10:36,756 --> 00:10:40,344
Tish, it makes my blood
spanish on fire.

125
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,340
-Mon amour.
-French!

126
00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:44,880
Leave the rest of mine
burning blood.

127
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:51,987
-Mother?
-Wednesday?

128
00:10:54,326 --> 00:10:57,938
I want to test the security of this
trunk for my presentation.

129
00:10:57,993 --> 00:11:00,750
We have a water tank
Where can I play it?

130
00:11:00,843 --> 00:11:03,710
No, but you can try the river.

131
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,206
Good idea.

132
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:07,710
Wednesday, can I leave now?

133
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,603
It's good that the children
they like to play so much.

134
00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:13,704
And more importantly, so do we.

135
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,969
How is Fester doing?

136
00:11:18,923 --> 00:11:20,492
One!

137
00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,307
Two!

138
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:08,763
No bacon, no
ribs, and no ham!

139
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,621
I wouldn't worry.

140
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,620
I bet he's doing well.

141
00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,387
After all, he is an Addams.

142
00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:01,495
Mirror, mirror of me.

143
00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:04,350
Who is the biggest loser
that ever existed?

144
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,129
Look at this, not even mine
reflection respects me.

145
00:13:11,409 --> 00:13:13,476
Who am I trying to fool.

146
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:16,073
Yvette will never leave
interested in me.

147
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:20,000
I will be alone all my life.

148
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:26,381
Outdated, worn out,
pathetic, idiot.

149
00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:39,033
Have you seen the moon today?

150
00:13:39,747 --> 00:13:43,723
No, it's very cloudy and gloomy.

151
00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:48,953
Do you want to take a walk with me outside?

152
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,427
But of course. Mon cher.

153
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:57,815
Did you hear anything?

154
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:01,464
It appears to be coming from outside.

155
00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:07,396
<i>Pathetic!</i>

156
00:14:07,544 --> 00:14:09,390
Silly!

157
00:14:10,036 --> 00:14:11,390
Pathetic!

158
00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:14,523
Do you think it's part of the training?

159
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,415
He's already going to knock down the door,
we can ask.

160
00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:38,861
Fester, why are you knocking
your head in the door?

161
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:41,532
I was trying to forget
my problems.

162
00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:43,530
Becoming unconscious?

163
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,972
It worked before.

164
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,904
What's the problem?

165
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,332
Yvette arrives tomorrow.

166
00:14:48,393 --> 00:14:50,713
And I didn't have time to
stay in shape.

167
00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:52,710
She will never want me.

168
00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:56,018
I am a failure.
A big failure.

169
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,175
-AND?
-Don't you understand?

170
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,593
I really want her 
like me.

171
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,960
How, if I don't even like myself?

172
00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:07,138
I understood. Fester,

173
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:13,273
I think it's time to forget your
outer self and focus on your inner self.

174
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,609
Mama, you're right.

175
00:15:14,695 --> 00:15:17,735
What attracts women
It's the air of confidence.

176
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,163
Ask Gomez.

177
00:15:19,175 --> 00:15:21,243
And even? Trust?

178
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:24,658
And I thought he fell in love
when he saw me in my swim trunks.

179
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:33,784
Here you go, Fester. These books
They will help you with self-esteem.

180
00:15:34,295 --> 00:15:36,326
"The Pleasure of Narcissism".

181
00:15:36,387 --> 00:15:38,861
"Unleash your inner egomaniac."

182
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:40,860
And "Me, Me, Me"!

183
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,600
-Thank you, Morticia.
-I hope it helps.

184
00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:47,230
Otherwise, I can climb them
and appear taller.

185
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:53,618
Fester, try this
to see how it goes.

186
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,852
I don't know, Gomez.

187
00:15:55,926 --> 00:15:58,000
It doesn't seem to suit me.

188
00:15:58,049 --> 00:16:01,975
That's the point. It's not about
appearance but rather the essence.

189
00:16:02,018 --> 00:16:05,673
Easy for you to say.
Its essence has a waist.

190
00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:07,224
Come on, Fester.

191
00:16:07,249 --> 00:16:10,486
Gomez really is the most
charming I know.

192
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:14,203
But our relationship is based
in many other things.

193
00:16:14,646 --> 00:16:17,003
Still think I'm the one
more charming?

194
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,476
Mais oui, mon cher.

195
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,470
That's French!

196
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:25,556
Sorry.

197
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,098
Save my place.

198
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:33,532
They were saying how the relationship
It's based on more than physical attraction.

199
00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:35,200
Oh, yeah.

200
00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:39,513
I also like the soft
his sophistication.

201
00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:41,510
I will try everything.

202
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:54,301
That's where I put my
explosive cigars.

203
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,563
Hurry, mama.

204
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,935
Yvette, it'll be here soon.

205
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,535
Relax! Don't want
 look vivacious, do you want it?

206
00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:13,630
I took the shine off the boots
as you asked, Uncle Fester.

207
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,476
Thanks, Pugsley.

208
00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:17,840
Pugsley, I found you.

209
00:17:17,889 --> 00:17:20,560
I want you to help me
with another trick.

210
00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:23,150
Don't be a chicken.

211
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:26,824
You just need to jump through the ring.

212
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,000
Just that?

213
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,932
And would I lie to you?

214
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:36,307
Now come running and jump.

215
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,295
How am I?

216
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:57,489
-Beautiful as a recently deceased.
-Thank you, Morticia.

217
00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:59,480
Knows how to compliment a man.

218
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,480
Remember: smooth.

219
00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,046
And self-confidence.

220
00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:07,040
<i>Follow me.</i>

221
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:12,221
Miss. Yvette.

222
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,363
What an interesting couple.

223
00:18:26,486 --> 00:18:28,836
They almost form a quartet.

224
00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:32,646
I thought it was Laker Girls.

225
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,640
I'm their driver.

226
00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:37,655
I thought you were a little chubby.

227
00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:39,907
I've been dieting and exercising.

228
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,270
I see, right?

229
00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:44,424
You're just a bone.

230
00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:47,200
I like men with flesh.

231
00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:49,230
So I can sink my teeth into it.

232
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:53,089
-I think she spoke metaphorically.
-I don't know, huh.

233
00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:54,867
Look, Fester.

234
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,860
Sorry, but you and me,

235
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,860
It won't happen, cat.

236
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:00,860
You understand, right?

237
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,860
See you in chat?

238
00:19:03,784 --> 00:19:04,860
He spoke.

239
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:15,969
I don't believe. After everything that
I did to become a man,

240
00:19:16,018 --> 00:19:19,520
She rejects me because I look good.

241
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:22,695
-It's a little superficial.
-Tish, there’s no need to explain.

242
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:26,104
Fester, I'm sorry it didn't work out.

243
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,100
Alright, c'est la vie.

244
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,827
Fester, this-

245
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:31,820
Don't even think about it.

246
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:43,827
And now for my last trick,

247
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:47,766
I will make my beautiful assistant disappear.

248
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,264
Help!

249
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,833
Abracadabra, ada, ada, ada.

250
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,415
It was excellent, dear.

251
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:05,433
Thanks for coming, I'll be there
here all week

252
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,307
and drive carefully.

253
00:20:11,686 --> 00:20:13,415
Wednesday, love,

254
00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:15,410
Shouldn't I bring him back?

255
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,316
For what?

256
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:20,830
I was just trying to save
food money.

257
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:25,021
wednesday,
always thinking about the next one.

258
00:20:25,673 --> 00:20:29,716
It's so good to have a family
well adjusted.

259
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,627
Wednesday?